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Work Request: A Government Accountability Office report released last week shows that the Department of Energy has spent more than $1.9 billion in stimulus funds to create 10,018 jobs through May, an average of $194,213 spent per full-time job created.
Based on a typical 2,000 hours per year per employee, that translates to over $97 per hour. Even a village idiot would realize that this is absurdly wasteful.
Those U.S. jobs which have gone to Asia and East Asia have done so because of cheap labor - $2 per hour versus $15/hour for light assembly work at a small to mid-size firm. So, with a $13 per hour government subsidy, I could "buy back" many of these jobs and bring them home to the good, ol' USA.
I believe I can create 10,018 jobs for $26,000 each ... or a total $260,468,000. Even if I need an extra 25% to administer the program, I'll still save taxpayers over $1.57 billion dollars.
Dear President Obama,
Please hire me to run the Department of Energy. And please fire Steven Chu, the present Secretary of Energy and head of DOE. Yes, I know that he's a fellow Nobel Prize winner and I'm not. (Although I have sometimes told people that I won one for plastic fabrication back in 1983. Still, that's far less resume padding than has been done by some of your closest advisors.)
I've heard that this Chu fellow is very good at cooling and trapping atoms with laser light, which sounds very cool. But he obviously doesn't have good street smarts when it comes to money utilization.
I have never knowingly trapped atoms with lasers but successfully ran several small business enterprises and know how to create jobs efficiently. I would like a government job because you're making my Medicare Advantage go away soon and I need some of that excellent health insurance that top government officials get.
In the spirit of Hope 'n' Change, I plan to make great Changes at DOE and Hope to hear from you soon.
Yours truly,
Joseph M. Sherlock
PS: Mark Tapscott of the Washington Examiner has noted that "Obama's stimulus, passed in his first month in office, will cost more than the entire Iraq War - more than $100 billion (15%) more." (posted 8/24/10, permalink)
Michelle Antoinette: Michelle Obama (aka Lady O), has been described by NY Post writer Andrea Tantaros as 'a modern-day Marie Antoinette', "the French queen who spent extravagantly on clothes and jewels without a thought for her subjects' plight."
While much of the country is pinching pennies, scaling back or eliminating vacations and/or trying to find/keep a job, the Obamas are acting like 1960s jet setters, taking an extravagant trip to Spain, followed by an August getaway to Martha's Vineyard.
Last week, Lady O ordered a custom-made designer coat from London. Are there no fashion designers is the USA who could are worthy of Michelle's trade? America needs the business. And those tourism dollars would have been better spent in the U.S. than in Spain ... and, before that, and Paris.
Here's hoping that Barry XVI's and Michelle Antoinette's 'Reign of Terror' is soon over. (posted 8/9/10, permalink)
The Scam Called Obamacare: "Internal White House documents reveal that 51% of employers may have to relinquish their current health care coverage by 2013 due to Obamacare. That number soars to 66% for small-business employers."
During the health care debate, Liar-in-Chief Barack Obama repeatedly said people who like their current coverage would be able to keep it. But an early draft of an administration regulation estimated that "many employers will be forced to make changes to their health plans under the new law."
The Congressional Budget Office projects that one of every three participants in the highly popular Medicare Advantage program will be dropped. Others, including Medicare's own actuaries, expect as many as half of all Medicare Advantage participants to lose the benefit. (posted 6/16/10, permalink)
Blood Money: President Barack Obama has announced that the U.S. would send $400 million of aid to the Palestinian territories following 10 days of international focus on Gaza. The announcement came as Obama met the Palestinian president, Mahmoud Abbas, in Washington to discuss the progress of proximity talks between Israel and the Palestinians, as well as "the dire situation in Gaza."
Once again, Barry O. stabs Israel in the back and wastes more taxpayer money on top of the $800 million we just sent to Gaza as "aid."
How about giving money to out-of-work Americans? Or making the Social Security Trust Fund solvent again? Or providing a powered wheelchair to every child in the U.S who suffers from spina bifida?
These are far better alternatives than funding terrorists. (posted 6/14/10, permalink)
Socialist Soliloquy: A couple of days ago, Barack Obama said, "I do think at a certain point you've made enough money." This utterance is from a man who never held a 'real' job, lives rent-free in public housing and made $5.5 million last year, mostly from books he "authored."
So, when will he break the news to Oprah? (posted 4/30/10, permalink)
Barry The Bigot: The Obama administration announced that it has reserved 3,000 free tickets to the annual White House Easter Egg Roll for students in D.C.-area public and charter schools, but "not for children who attend private or parochial schools."
Why exclude children in private and parochial schools, asked the taxpaying father of a parochial school student at Tuesday's press conference where U.S. Education Secretary Arne Duncan and District of Columbia Mayor Adrian Fenty announced the ticket giveaway. No explanation was forthcoming except that it was a White House decision.
Just wait until the next election. We shall overcome! (posted 3/25/10, permalink)
Nelson Muntz Moment: Over at Ace, Purple Avenger has written, "Just got back from Big Lots while making my weekly Arugula and Wagu Beef run and they had a big stack of handsomely boxed limited run Obama commemorative plates for $2. They used to sell for $20+S&H on TV. Oh how the mighty have fallen."
New Slogan: According to reports from the Associated Press and Politico, the White House is already planning for the 2012 election. Since Hope 'n' Change isn't working anymore, Obama's new catchphrase is rumored to be: 'My First Term Was All Bush's Fault'. (posted 2/26/10, permalink)
Job Creation Obama-Style: Randal O'Toole has written, "Remember all those jobs that high-speed rail was going to create? Turns out, not so much. Wisconsin, for example, had claimed that its share of high-speed rail funds would create 13,000 jobs. In fact, it is only going to be 4,700 - and then only at the peak of construction. So how did 4,700 turn in to 13,000? If you have a job this year, and a job next year, they counted that as two separate jobs. And if you have a job the year after that, that's three jobs." (posted 2/12/10, permalink)
I Am The Walrus; They Are The Corpsemen: Last week, President Barack H. Obama, in remarks about Haiti read from his ever-present TelePrompTer, made three references to a Navy corpsman, pronouncing it "corpse-man." Remember that this man is the Commander-in-Chief of our Armed Forces.
Had this been a George W. Bush (or Sarah Palin ... or Dan Quale) mispronunciation, the mainstream media would have made it a front page story. But not in the Alternate Universe of Obama. "I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob."
It's Over: The much-publicized Obama Store in Washington's Union Station has closed. "This Valentine's Day, visitors to Union Station who had hoped to express their love for a significant other with a $20 pink T-shirt of Barack and Michelle Obama in a heart-shaped picture commemorating the 'Presidential Romance' ... may now be unable to do so."
Maybe the store should have applied for one of those shovel-ready stimulus grants. (posted 2/8/10, permalink)
Why Is The Obama Administration So Cluelessly Anti-Business? This chart explains it all:
Obama In Winter: Victor Davis Hanson has tapped into Our Great National Disappointment.
He begins, "Once upon a time, a fresh new politician, Barack Obama - black, young, eloquent, and hip - soared with rhetoric about hope and change. The people were mesmerized. What a contrast with the tongue-tied outgoing president, George W. Bush, and his unpopular wars in Iraq and Afghanistan! ... The people were considering voting for this unknown, fresh, hope-and-change candidate - a decision made easier after the financial meltdown of mid-September 2008. They decided then that they wanted a new-frontier moderate, a JFK for the 21st century, who would put competence and style over ideology - and clean up the financial mess left by Wall Street and the greedy Republicans."
But what they got instead was an outlier masquerading as a mocha JFK. A man who seems to have neither a discernible moral compass, nor solutions to the economic crisis which propelled him into office.
Obama's presidency began ominously. Hanson chronicled its beginning: "Obama went on an apology tour abroad. He inflated the accomplishments of the Islamic world, magnified his own country's sins, and once again blamed Bush for America's global unpopularity." And gave the Queen of England an iPod. It often seemed that Barack Obama blamed Bush for everything Obama perceived as a problem/roadblock in his presidency. He offered finger-pointing rather than workable solutions.
Meanwhile, Obama declared himself Auto Emperor, pushing Chrysler and GM into bizarrely-structured bankruptcies and firing the CEO of General Motors. This set in motion an inevitable chain of events which will result in default on taxpayer loans. The Congressional Oversight Panel has reported that the likelihood of repayment is doubtful. "Treasury put $81 billion into the two firms, and, unless the global car industry takes a miraculous turn for the better and sustains record sales for years, recouping that sum is virtually impossible." That figure doesn't include the various loans to GMAC.
Robert Farago of TTAC has written that "we're looking at an non-recoupable federal "investment" in the failed automakers that totals more than $100 billion." Of course, in ObamaWorld, this was this was never about the future viability of GM or Chrysler. It was about union jobs and UAW pension and retiree medical obligations - i.e. bankrolling/safeguarding The Union Vote. And screw everyone else.
Then there was energy policy. Candidate Obama swore to explore all options - offshore drilling, nuclear, wind, solar - an encompassing political suitcase of clichéd energy 'solutions'. What is now being delivered by President Obama is not what was promised.
Victor D. Hanson has pointed out that, under the Obama Administration's current policies, there "would be no new offshore drilling after all, no promise to use clean coal, and little if anything planned about nuclear power. Instead, Americans got one Van Jones, some sort of environmental "czar", who had a long history of ritually trashing the American economy, American agriculture, and American coal producers - while derogating George W. Bush as a "crack-head" oilman as addicted to petroleum as an addict is to cocaine. (Presumably Mr. Jones does not fly to his many conferences on carbon-spewing jets and is not picked up by gasoline-burning taxis.)" Or limos.
That would be now ex-czar Van Jones, exposed as a radical crackpot, truther loon, Commie sympathizer and racist.
Speaking of race, Hanson wrote, "Candidate Obama also assured skeptical voters that he would show us how to transcend race. He was no Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson, who used skin color and white guilt for careerist purposes. The Reverend Wright, "typical white person", Michelle Obama's "downright mean country," and the Pennsylvania "clingers" remark were mere aberrations of the exhausting campaign, hyped by the shameless right wing.
But soon the people got the attorney general of the United States calling them racial cowards and dismissing voter-intimidation suits against club-wielding Black Panthers who had swarmed voting booths."
Then there's the health care mess. "President Obama somehow demanded that a 1,000-page blueprint of a proposed government takeover of the nation's health care be voted on before August recess - as if even one more month of treating patients the way we have for the last 100 years simply would be too much."
Hanson's exceptional essay strikes a nerve; it is an erudite litany of promises broken, hopes unfulfilled and 'change' most people never expected.
In a similar vein, the Wall Street Journal has opined: "Mr. Obama is falling in the polls because last year he didn't tell the American people that the "change" they were asked to believe in included trillions of dollars in new spending, deferring to the most liberal Members of Congress, a government takeover of health care and appointees with the views of Van Jones."
Victor Davis Hanson concludes, "Once upon a time the people deluded themselves into thinking a suave extremist was to be their nuts-and-bolts centrist. Now they don't know whether to be mad at him or themselves - or both." (posted 9/10/09, permalink)
Mr. Creosote Is My Role-Model: If Barack Obama and his minions have their way, health care will be turned upside down. Those who don't have insurance will get it - probably for free. Those who already have insurance will be taxed to death. Seniors, the enfeebled and the disabled - who will not meet the new 'cost-effectiveness standard' in the legislation - will be dispatched Eskimo-Style on ice floes after a hearty handshake, a "thanks for your service" and a final tax audit.
The upside of all this is that those unprofitable ethanol plants will be converted to making ice-floes in order to meet demand.
Former Democratic Senator Tom Daschle help craft the draconian health care bill. You may remember that Daschle was Obama's pick to be as the Secretary of Health and Human Services until Daschle withdrew his name amid a growing controversy over his failure to accurately report and pay income taxes - a common problem with Obama's friends.
Daschle has said that "health-care reform will not be pain free. Seniors should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of treating them." I believe this is the Senatorial method of saying, "Drop dead."
As for me, I have a plan. Even though I am a Senior, I have begun a rigorous regimen of twelve junk food-laced meals per day. I plan to hit 600 pounds before Obamacare kicks in. By then, I'll be too large to fit on any of the government-spec'd ice floes and, just like AIG, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, General Motors, morbidly obese Mississippi welfare recipients and Fannie Mae, I'll be deemed "too big to fail."
If you're still having trouble understanding what Obamacare will be like, I'll give the last word to Megan McArdle of The Atlantic: "Once we've got a comprehensive national health care plan, what are the government's incentives? I think they're bad, for the same reason the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) is bad. I'm afraid that instead of Security Theater, we'll get Health Care Theater, where the government goes to elaborate lengths to convince us that we're getting the best possible health care, without actually providing it." (posted 7/31/09, permalink)
Are You Suffering From Obama Exhaustion Yet? William Katz has written about the first six months of Barack Obama: "He delivered an inaugural address, not one word of which has been quoted in the six months since. ... In the half year since inauguration, President Obama has given many, many speeches, all of which, save one, have been forgotten. The one exception is the address he gave in Cairo to his brothers in the Muslim world, remembered only because so many observers pointed out so many factual errors. We have learned much about Obama in these six months, and one thing we've learned is ... that there is about this man, underneath the golden words, a remarkable shallowness. As a nation, we like him, but increasingly do not trust him. ... we are losing confidence in him as a leader."
"On that bleak day in 1986 when Challenger exploded above Cape Canaveral, an ordinary citizen, reflecting on how President Reagan would respond, assured me, "He knows what to do." Few use those words about President Obama After six months, we are unsure that "he knows what to do." ..."
Katz concluded, "As Americans, we want each president to succeed, assuming we can agree with a president's definition of success. Today we are watching a president fail, despite all the cheerleading from a press that has become a public embarrassment."
Then there's the Obama promise of "transparency." Neil Barofsky, special inspector general over the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP), has said that the Treasury Department has "repeatedly failed" to adopt his recommendations that would make the program more transparent and accountable to taxpayers. Barofsky said that while the TARP program that Congress passed amounts to $700 billion, the total federal government support since 2007 for the economy and the financial sector could reach a far higher figure of $23.7 trillion. The government has committed significantly more money through a variety of other federal agencies and programs.
"This Administration promised an 'unprecedented level' of accountability and oversight, but as this report reveals, they are falling far short of that promise. In fact, the Treasury Department is actively obstructing transparency," said Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.), ranking member on the oversight committee.
$23.7 trillion dollars!?! Karl Denninger has written, "This is blatantly unconstitutional folks. We're talking about nearly double the nation's GDP in debt commitments and more than 33 times the amount authorized by Congress." (posted 7/22/09, permalink)
Sounds Like A Lucy Ricardo Scheme in an 'I Love Lucy' sitcom episode: Joe Biden told an audience, "We have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt."
At an AARP town hall meeting, Vice President Biden told people that, unless the Democrat-supported health care plan becomes law, the nation will go bankrupt and that the only way to avoid that fate is for the government to spend more money.
At that point, Barack Obama walked onstage, removed his fedora and said, "Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do." (posted 7/17/09, permalink)
Say All The Bad Things You Want ... about former President George W. Bush or about presidential-wannabe John McCain. But under a Bush administration or a McCain administration, you never would have seen photos of four former Gitmo detainees splashing around in Bermuda's blue waters.
I'm particularly miffed by this because, when we lived back east, there were always airfare deals from Philly to Bermuda and we often spoke of vacationing there. But it never happened; we were too busy working, raising a family and trying to save for the future. And paying taxes.
Instead, we'd end up driving to the Jersey shore or Pennsylvania Dutch country. Now, terrorist suspects get a free trip to the sub-tropical island, courtesy of our tax money.
I hate to say 'I told ya so' but - on October 29, 2008 - I warned that Obama "is a phony machine politician who would be too easy with my money and not tough enough on terrorists and those nations that support them."
Barack Obama: worse than I ever could have imagined. And, as the man himself said, "You ain't seen nothing yet." (posted 6/17/09, permalink)
Gift Malfunction: During his Middle East trip last week, President Obama presented King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia with a gift from America - a 2009 Chrysler Sebring LX sedan. Obama pointed out that the 2.4-liter four-cylinder engine gets remarkable gas mileage "although - with all the oil you've got - that's probably not an important consideration around these parts." The President also informed the King that the pale brown mid-sized car was finished in 'Light Sandstone Metallic Clearcoat', a paint color which he assured Abdullah would be renamed 'Arabian Sunrise' for the 2010 model year.
The presentation ceremony was marred by yet another of the Obama administration's gift gaffes, when it was discovered that there was a small green Enterprise logo sticker still affixed to the Sebring's back bumper.
The President tried to distract the King, pulling him aside and remarking, "Look, if you don't like this one, I can get you another model. I've got lots and lots to choose from. And, if any of your family or friends are interested, Your Highness, I can arrange to get them a good deal. We're movin' out the '09s, to make room for next year's models. And ... I've got even better smokin' hot deals on our remaining 2008 Sebrings. And, if you'd rather have a Pontiac, talk to me. Now that I'm running the car biz, I'm in touch with some really motivated dealers. We've got some unreal pricing on loaded G5s with factory nav systems - your choice of colors."
Aides could be seen in the background, frantically trying to remove the offending sticker with Goo Gone.
Following the meeting, a microphone picked up stray comments by King Abdullah, who described the automotive gift as "uglier than my least-attractive wife - the one with the hairy chin-wart." The King was heard later instructing an aide to "take this rolling metal garbage can, fill it with the bodies of beheaded criminals and bury it in the desert." (posted 6/8/09, permalink)
Mr. Have-It-Both-Ways: During his Notre Dame commencement speech, Barack Obama said that both sides of the abortion issue "must stop demonizing one another" and later added that "no matter how much we want to fudge it ... the fact is that, at some level, the views of the two camps are irreconcilable."
Too bad we don't have time travel. I wonder if the Teleprompter Messiah would be willing to travel back to 1849 and say the same things about slavery, appealing to both sides to "search for common ground?"
Or to 1942 Nazi Germany, advising the Jews that "the views of the two camps (one of them being Auschwitz) are irreconcilable."
You can't have it both ways, Mr. President. Some things are just plain wrong.
In Order To Remind You ... of her name and presence (lest ye forget), Sarah Palin said her Catholic grandfather would be shocked to hear that this prestigious university was honoring a man with such a strong "anti-life" agenda.
"My favorite grandpa, Clem James Sheeran, was Catholic. Irish to the core, his favorite place (other than church) was Notre Dame. I can’t imagine what he would think as the university recognizes someone who contradicts the core values of the Catholic faith by promoting an anti-life agenda. As we learned today, our nation is more pro-life than ever before; it is a very important time to strengthen the message that every baby is created for good purpose and has the potential to make this world a better place." (posted 5/18/09, permalink)
60 Minute Man (with apologies to The Dominoes): Did you ever think that a sitting president would be such an idiot on '60 Minutes'? Whatever bad vibes you've ever gotten from Clinton, either of the Bushes, Reagan, Nixon or even Carter - Barack Obama has topped them all:
Steve Kroft: You're sitting here. And you're ... you are laughing. You are laughing about some of these problems. Are people going to look at this and say, "I mean, he's sitting there just making jokes about ... (Obama laughter) ... money." How do you deal with ... I mean, wh explain ...
President Obama (smiling): Well ...
Steve Kroft: ... the mood and your laughter.
President Obama: Yeah, I mean, there's got to be ...
Steve Kroft (incredulous): Are you punch drunk?
President Obama: No, no. There's gotta be a little gallows humor to ... (laughing) ... get you through the day.
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(posted 3/25/09, permalink)
Zip It: Gerard Van Der Leun offers advice to Obama: "Whoa, dude, shut up, already! You've lost that loving feeling. You are bumming us out, harshing our mellow, killing our buzz and, in general, just bringing us down every time you open your mouth.
Here's a hint. Stay in the House. Kick back, take some deep hits on the clue bong, and chill out, dude. You're supposed to be cool, right? Right. So, hey, like be cool okay? ...
Practice doing nothing, zero, zip, niente, nada. For about two weeks. Stay at home and spend some quality time with your family that doesn't involve taking the wife out for dinner at a cost of around $10 million in air and limo charges after we warm up Air Force One and put the country's biggest SUV on the road.
Yup, do nothing except, well, get up in the morning and, like millions of others who still have a job, go to the job. Go to the office. Sit in the big papa bear chair behind the new sign that reads "The Buck Would Stop Here If We Had A Buck!" Close the mouth, open the mind, fo-cus and get some work done."
He continues, asking that Barry O. take a holiday - not a Bank Holiday but, rather, a Blather Holiday: "Enough with the endless billion/trillion bills and the fat fear mongering. Enough with the angry school marm lecturing. Enough with the big daddy warnings of stiffer punishment to come if we don't shape up like right now.
Face it, man, every time you talk about saving and creating jobs thousands of people get ejected out of their jobs with a JATO assist from whatever policy you seem to be whipping out at the moment. Every time you speak of the future it gets grimmer.
Lately it seems that all you have to do is glance away from the teleprompter and hesitate and, boom!, there goes another 100 point drop in the Dow. And then, when you find the next sentence and say it, whap! there's goes another 100 points. I'm not sure if the Dow can sink beneath absolute zero, but I'm not curious to find out. Maybe that sort of "experimentation" seems far out and groovy to you, but I'm not into smoking PCP myself so just put "the idea of the day" down and step away from the policy."
My question is: who's making all these gaffes? Is it Obama, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs or Gibbs' cousin, who has a certain reputation as the master of inappropriate responses?

There is a definite family resemblance between the two men on the right. (posted 2/23/09, permalink)
The Implementator Of The Grand Poobah: Barack Obama has established the first ever 'Office of the President-Elect'. It sounds like a Kingfish title from an old Amos and Andy skit.
In the oft-funny book, 'Class' (subtitled 'A painfully accurate guide through the American status system'), Paul Fussell has a chapter about words as class indicators. He notes that middle class people love "bogus airline words" like 'beverage', 'flotation device', 'motion discomfort' and 'non-dairy creamer'. "Smoking is not permitted while making use of the lavatory facilities" is, he says, the complicated, less-classy way of saying "Don't smoke in the toilet."
The more syllables, the more lame and class-dropping a word or phrase is: prison becomes correctional facility, tip becomes gratuity, rich becomes affluent, end becomes terminate, death becomes fatality, atom bomb becomes nuclear device, etc.
And Transition Team (4 syllables) becomes Office of the President-Elect (9 syllables). (posted 11/10/08, permalink)
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